The B Family Conversations

This is a recent text Will sent me when I was gone for a few hours. I just adore my two kiddos! I just had to share.

Colin talking to Mae about choking on a whopper.

M: I throw up?

C: No! You'll die. You'll go to heaven where God is.

M: who?

C: GOD. He lives up in the sky where heaven is. You'd go there.

M: Yay! Santa Claus too?

C: No, God.

M: Santa lives there too. That's God too.

C: N...no. God is not Santa. God is bigger and smarter than Santa. Even smarter than DAD.

M: ...so Santa's real name is God.

C: No, Gods name is Jesus.

M: oh ok, so God, Santa and Jesus. Yay!

Colin was a little frustrated that Meli did not understand the seriousness of the situation.